TomCrownCr

took NY times 18 months to identify the wrong satoshi

no good will come from learning who satoshi is

As someone who doesn’t usually wear a hat, i find it hard and awkward to wear one.
How does everyone know i don’t know what im doing?

i dont want a foldable phone

tesla to ~$300

Oil is about to break all time high

Happy Easter!

billion dollar idea:
Zillow for talking shit on house listings

nothing feels like those first warm sunny days of the year

How long for these payroll numbers to be revised negative?

time to pivot from crypto

happy passover to those who celebrate

ICE but for people on the epstein list

ah yes my april fools tradition of logging off twitter until April 2 👋

an executive order to shut down mail in voting sounds a lot like trying to steal an election 👍