Notsofast

hahaha to get engagement you all have to talk about my oldbag in a larpful way whereas I can talk about it pretense-free with integrity (I paid -99% for this privilege)

joining the permanent underclass by putting on my permanent underwear

a dot eth I hadn't previously followed going on about "the math" defaulting towards collectivism and micdropping monopoly the board game as some sort of communist finishing move
bitcoiner culture got p bad but eth culture shouldn't gloat

rapid fire tweeting this morning til nikita's algo nukes my reach to 1 follower out of 200k just to see who that is

I press the yellow button it's the one that mutes all tweets about the red and blue buttons

if your pfp is worth less than $100k don't talk to me (just sing to me)

doginals are still posting "this is me this is my doginals" selfies in 2026
you gotta respect that on some level, it's like an archetypal exemplary cargo cult modelling the timeline where NFTs won forever (put that on my ape)

who did ben pasternak strangle

that time I got asked to come on uponly and couldn't make it because cobie gave me 5 minutes notice 🥹🥹

claimed my @WhalecoinETH (thanks @4chanintern for the ping)
not gonna dump it for 0.1 eth, rather gonna double down and buy more

the bullish sentiment you need to be having right now: study @trading_axe posts

the glory and joy you feel in the pit of your stomach as you step into pure canadian spring weather after a long winter
it's enough to make me wanna bring my laptop up from the basement and outside to monitor all the charts and situations

cleared my shit out of storage, found 4 total hard drives.
drive #1 500gb
drive #2 120gb
drive #3 300gb
drive #4 250gb
probably 0 value on these but there is a chance to find wallets of still-alive coins on em