Ash2023

we went from needing $10m to retire to just $350k liquid with a $100k watch

A lot of projects will:
• Exaggerate and beautify metrics (users, revenue, TVL)
• Wash trade to fake volume + “traction”
• Cherry pick screenshots around peaks
…all to create a good narrative and fundraising story for VCs or a public sale
Please don’t get scammed
If you can’t verify it on-chain / in the product, just assume it’s marketing
You work too hard for your money to give it to scammers

The future hasn’t even arrived yet and half the internet is already unemployed in their imagination.
Meanwhile the people least online are just… living. The farmer who has no internet, or the family who earns just enough are probably happier than all of us here.
If you’ve got time to write a 30 tweet thread about robot unemployment, you’re probably already doing better than most people.

You can skip all the parties, all the conferences, all the press. Build a great product and get users and win.

Every generation has a hustle.
This generation:
• Clip farming
• UGC (create short posts for Instagram/ YouTube shorts)
• Live selling (Whatnot/TikTok Live)
• “AI hustle”: prompt packs, automations, custom GPT workflows
• Digital products: templates (Notion/Sheets), mini-courses, communities, roblox worlds
• Reselling: TCG/collectibles with content as the moat
• Memecoins
Previous generation:
• Dropshipping (Shopify)
• Adsense blogging
• Amazon FBA
• Kindle ebooks
• Domain flipping
• Forex trading courses
• MLM (unfortunately a classic lmeow)
Same grind. New platforms.
Which meta are you f

Are all L2s gonna pivot to L1s nowMake their native token productive again?

Let’s not forget that crypto is the only place you can turn $20k into $2m in 2 days

2024 we had infinite backrooms for agent conversations2026 we have an entire social network for agents and some are already create religions lmeowWhat\'s next?

you think only holding altcoins make you lose money?now even holding USD nukes your portfolio aaa

It's 2026 and people are still asking which conferences they need to go to kek