Imagine a blind guy somehow gets all the way to the grocery store, canes himself into the potato chip aisle, feels up 100 chip bags until he finds the Pringles cylinder, then gets home and pops these open?? 🫤
Getting an uber from JFK is a terrible situation with a half marathon walk, a train to a parking lot, and then waiting another 10 minutes outside for the car to drive over from where you started while shady men try to lureyou into their car for organ harvesting. Stay strong.
I spend at least $10k a year on Amazon, but they still want to charge me $2.99 a month to watch their lame streaming app without ads. I refuse to pay that on principle alone.
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