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THIS GUY BUILT A POLYMARKET BOT WITH A 99.3% WIN RATE 🤯
NOT GUESSING.
NOT GAMBLING.
JUST MATH.
MISPRICING →
EXPECTED VALUE →
KELLY SIZING.
AND TURNED IT INTO $805K PNL.

🚨🇨🇭 BREAKING:
SWITZERLAND IS GOING ALL IN ON CRYPTO:
$6.1 TRILLION ASSET MANAGER 'UBS' HAS TEAMED UP WITH TOP BANKS FOR OFFICIAL CHF STABLECOIN TEST
INSTITUTIONAL ADOPTION IS ACCELERATING FASTER THAN EVER!!

WTF just happened to $ZEC???

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING:
$1.8 TRILLION MORGAN STANLEY’S SPOT BITCOIN ETF SET TO LAUNCH TOMORROW
TRILLIONS OF INFLOWS ARE COMINGINSTITUTIONAL CAPITAL IS ABOUT TO FLOOD THE MARKET AT LIGHT SPEED
THE GREAT CRYPTO WEALTH TRANSFER IS HERE
THIS IS MASSIVE...

🚨 BREAKING:
IRAN SHUTS ALL DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS WITH THE US AND THREATENS TO CLOSE BAB AL-MANDEB STRAIT
EVERY ESCALATION IS GETTING WORSE:
- ALL INDIRECT COMMUNICATION VIA INTERMEDIARIES SUSPENDED
- IRAN WARNS "ENTIRE REGION AND SAUDI ARABIA WILL FALL INTO DARKNESS" IF POWER PLANTS ARE HIT
- IRGC SAYS IT WILL RETALIATE AGAINST US ALLIES IF CIVILIAN FACILITIES ARE TARGETED
- BAB AL-MANDEB ACCOUNTS FOR ~12% OF GLOBAL TRADE, OIL COULD HIT $150/BARREL ON CLOSURE
THIS IS GETTING WORSE.....

A COLLEGE STUDENT JUST BUILT AN AI SWARM ENGINE IN 10 DAYS 🤯
13,000+ GITHUB STARS.
$4,000,000 FUNDING.
THOUSANDS OF AGENTS SIMULATING REAL-WORLD OUTCOMES.
THIS IS LITERALLY PREDICTIVE SOCIETY MODELS.

Attack on Iran on Tuesday? 👀

🇺🇸BREAKING: President Trump calls Iran to Open the Strait of Hormuz
"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in lran. There will be nothing like it! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'l be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

💬 X’s head of product Nikita Bier says,
"There is no technology in the world that could ever fix the spam replies of a crypto account because 80% of crypto is simply bots."

It’s wild to see Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape NFT which he purchased for $1.3 million in 2022 is now valued at just $12,000.
Yes, you read that right. $12,000 USD. Not million.

Sorry, I don't speak Epstenian✋