🚨💰 BREAKING: Trump Just Put Bitcoin in Your Grandma’s 401(k) 💥
Trump just signed an executive order letting 401(k) retirement plans invest in crypto.
📈 Bitcoin jumped.
🚀 Ethereum soared.
🌀 The internet went wild.
Imagine checking your retirement account and seeing ETH smiling back at you.
The question now is…
👉 Would you trust your golden years to the blockchain?
Crypto P’s Hot Take:
> “This is like adding hot sauce to oatmeal — weird, risky, but maybe delicious.”
🔥 Pros: More choices, bigger returns, feeling like a Wall Street wizard.
⚠ Cons: Volatility, fees, possible sleepless night