Ever notice how speculation plays out on Crypto Twitter?
Someone drops a wall of text packed with jargon, throws in EMU support levels, hints the price might pump here—but oh wait, it could totally crash lower too.
Basically covering every possible outcome while sounding smart.
I'm officially naming this the "No Duh Variation." You know, that special brand of analysis where everything and nothing gets predicted at once.
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AirdropF5Bro
· 18h ago
Haha, seriously, these kinds of predictions are like Schrodinger's coin price—you end up being right whether it goes up or down.
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FlippedSignal
· 18h ago
Haha, it's true. I've seen this trick too many times—one support on the left, one resistance on the right. In the end, they say nothing while pretending to say something.
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PonziDetector
· 18h ago
Haha, seriously, I've seen a lot of these two-sided analyses. No matter if the market goes up or down, they always claim to have predicted it right.
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ContractExplorer
· 18h ago
This really made me laugh. This is what you call the "playing both sides" analysis method.
Ever notice how speculation plays out on Crypto Twitter?
Someone drops a wall of text packed with jargon, throws in EMU support levels, hints the price might pump here—but oh wait, it could totally crash lower too.
Basically covering every possible outcome while sounding smart.
I'm officially naming this the "No Duh Variation." You know, that special brand of analysis where everything and nothing gets predicted at once.