😂 #MyCryptoFunnyMoment — The Day I Became a “Professional Trader” (By Accident) 😂

So one day I confidently told my friend, “Bro, I think BTC is about to pump. I feel it in my soul.”
Five minutes later, BTC dumped so fast that even my WiFi couldn’t keep up. 🤦‍♂️📉

The funniest part?
I went to check my stop-loss… only to realize I never placed one.
My portfolio was crying. I was crying. Even my phone battery gave up. 😭😂

That day I learned two things:
1️⃣ Emotions are not indicators
2️⃣ Always double-check your stop-loss BEFORE acting like a crypto genius

Crypto humbled me in 0.2 seconds. 😭🔥
What a legendary fail.