Crypto will have you checking charts like it’s your ex’s WhatsApp last-seen. 📉📈
One minute your portfolio is “Lambo Soon,” Next minute you’re googling “How to start snail farming in Nigeria.”
The way crypto moves ehn, You’ll sleep a millionaire and wake up calculating pure water profit margin.
But we still dey here… Because that ONE pump can change your story forever.
Crypto no be for the weak!
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Crypto will have you checking charts like it’s your ex’s WhatsApp last-seen. 📉📈
One minute your portfolio is “Lambo Soon,”
Next minute you’re googling “How to start snail farming in Nigeria.”
The way crypto moves ehn,
You’ll sleep a millionaire and wake up calculating pure water profit margin.
But we still dey here…
Because that ONE pump can change your story forever.
Crypto no be for the weak!