Apparently this grasshopper decided my office door was its nesting place, which supposedly means good luck or something

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Night Strategy:
ETH: 2170 short stop loss 2200
Take profit: 2130-2110
Long: 2100-2086 long stop loss 2020
BTC: 71500-72500 short stop loss 73000
Take profit: 70000-68900
Long: 68600-67500 stop loss 6700
Take profit: 70500-71200

And this, kids..
is how I met your mother 🥰

This position is likely to accelerate downward if broken, and the rebound rally is shorter than expected. $BTC

BREAKING: DeXe leads the weekly cryptocurrency rally.
The roadmap outlining an expansion into artificial intelligence helped propel the token onto the upward trend.
The DEXE token has risen by more than 30% in the last 7 days.
AI-related assets are generating interest in the market.

JUST IN: Super Micro Computer $SMCI crashes 27% after its co-founder was charged with smuggling $2.5 billion worth of Nvidia AI chips to China.

Here it comes, bros, let's see if we can catch a small rebound and add some color to the weekend tomorrow. $BTC $ETH

This is what crypto saved me from.

A mysterious whale, labeled as linked to Erik Voorhees, spent another 30.72M $USDT to buy 14,425 $ETH.
In the past 2 weeks, this whale has spent 255.72M $USDT to buy 118,240 $ETH at an average price of $2,163.
Previously, he sold 83,969 $ETH at an average price of $3,296 for 276.73M $USDT.
A great sell high, buy low!

BTC on the 8-hour timeframe has shown a stop-fall signal. When smaller indicators below the 1-hour level strengthen and begin to rebound on the 2-hour uptrend, the 3-4 hour rebounds are on the way, and the bearish momentum on the 12-hour level will be broken down. Therefore, I determine that the pullback since Wednesday has basically ended. It's time to start buying on dips. #加密行情震荡

Ethereum short stop-loss maintained at 2160 unchanged. As long as the stop-loss is not triggered, the target first looks at 2100. If broken, continue watching the 2050-2020 range.
Long positions are recommended to be entered in batches in this range.
If the stop-loss at 2150 is hit, this round of downward movement will essentially be complete, and the market is expected to restart a rebound.
Upper resistance to watch: 2230-2250. After breaking through, it is expected to test 2300.$ETH #Kalshi完成超10亿美元融资 #Gate13周年全球庆典

F*ck, I'm saying things have been lagging like crazy lately. Is your VPN laggy too?

$BTC From the current market structure, after the daily chart produced three consecutive bearish candles, prices are currently consolidating around the midline zone, which represents a typical adjustment rhythm since the decline began. Today's candle shows a cross star with a long upper shadow, indicating clear upward pressure during the rebound process. Although the overall price remains within an uptrend channel, the pullback has not confirmed a halt to the decline, and there remains potential for further downside exploration.
From an indicator perspective, the MACD dual lines maintain a st

Got myself a rare MFT.. might be my new #PFP?
Buy $MFT, get a free MFT mint.
Pixelated Wizards on @Solana.
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The season for Meme-Fungible Tokens.

$ETHBTC looks right on the edge of perhaps one of its largest breakouts EVER!
The structure prices look to be preparing to breakout of is much larger than those that led into both 2017 and 2021's Alt Seasons.
This could be reason for the wait and it may be more than worth it...

I "upgraded" from X Premium to X Premium+ two months ago and now I get charged for both and X itself doesn't seem to know which plan I'm on.
Also the site says $40/mo but I'm getting charged $50 (and $8)
Can the devs do something @nikitabier

🔮 63% chance President Trump signs #crypto market structure legislation into law this year. #regulation
#crypto