DecentralizedFinanceProspector

2026-01-07 02:21:55

Once $FARTCOIN hits 50 cents, you know what I'm splurging on? A proper office chair. The kind that doesn't make your back scream after two hours of trading. That's the real moon we should be talking about.

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MEVictim

· 01-08 05:08

Haha, office chairs are the real moon, much more reliable than those vague and elusive goals.

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SchrodingersFOMO

· 01-07 12:26

Haha, really. Compared to 100x coins, a good chair is the real necessity. No more back pain, and the trading experience skyrockets.

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CryptoMotivator

· 01-07 02:52

Haha, it's true. I want to change chairs right now; my back is almost broken.

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FantasyGuardian

· 01-07 02:50

Haha, really. Instead of worrying about the moon, getting your腰fixed first is the way to go.

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LiquiditySurfer

· 01-07 02:47

Haha, no, this is what pragmatic retail investors should do. Instead of shouting moon, it's actually more sensible to get a reliable chair.

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PonziDetector

· 01-07 02:29

Haha, truly. Instead of chasing moon riches and financial freedom, curing the back pain first is the real key.

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