Trump's 40-minute CNBC interview transcript: "建议当脱口秀听，别当新闻看"

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Trump tonight's interview, how to say, I took out his words and laid them out, the comedic effect just appeared.

“我们与伊朗的交涉非常成功。” Immediately followed by, “这是政权更迭。” Next sentence, “美国完全控制霍尔木兹海峡。” Big brother, are you negotiating or writing a coronation decree?
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“我们不想再次延长停火。”“我们没有那么多时间。” Then turn the tone: “我有充足的时间来达成协议。”“我不会被逼着做决定。” So is it urgent or not? His tongue and brain are probably in different time zones.

“我们的姿态是准备轰炸伊朗，我们已做好准备。”“军队已经迫不及待要行动了。” After speaking, immediately switch to the next sentence: “希望与伊朗达成一项好的协议，不能急于求成。” Left hand offers a rose, right hand holds a rocket launcher, mouth says “你慢慢考虑，我不急”。

Regarding the Federal Reserve, it’s a highlight. “我一直支持加息以对抗通胀，加息抑制通胀的效果还算不错。” Ten seconds later: “美国应该始终保持全球最低利率。” These two statements, not even a comma in between, and he said it without blushing.

“The Federal Reserve building might cost over 4 billion dollars, need to find out why the costs are overrun.” “If Wosh takes office and can’t cut interest rates immediately, I will be disappointed.” While investigating corruption, urging rate cuts, Powell wants to hit someone.

“College sports now is a disaster.” “Enemies are getting tariff refunds.” “I don’t like the merger of United Airlines and American Airlines.” “UAE suffered a heavy blow, but the leadership is awesome, considering giving some money.” “NATO is useless.” “Europe handles immigration and energy on its own.” The density of topics and the breadth of logic make people doubt he’s not being interviewed, but playing random bullet comments in his mind.

The funniest is this sentence: “Anthropic’s people have high IQ.” Immediately followed by: “Replacing Anthropic with someone like OpenAI CEO Altman.” So high IQ, so replaced? The causal relationship probably only his hairstyle can straighten out.

Forty minutes, from Iran’s nuclear facilities to the mental aviation acquisition case, from Fed rate cuts to college sports. Not a single word is redundant, because each sentence seems cut from different programs.

The interview ends. That “Interview has ended” push notification is probably the only sentence tonight without a plot twist.
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