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Everyone knows about the 10,000 Bitcoin pizza but nobody talks about the other 150,000 BTC he wasted after
Before the famous pizza order, Laszlo Hanyecz invented GPU mining for Bitcoin
Which made it possible for him to mine thousands of BTC per day
Satoshi personally messaged him about it, and was worried it would break the network
Laszlo's response: "I feel like I crapped up your project"
He kept buying strangers dinner in Bitcoin until he couldn't mine fast enough to keep up
His wallet has a total volume of 162,864 BTC
That's $10.7 BILLION in today's value and $20.3 BILLION at the peak price

$KABUTO just hit a 2x from the lows
Saw the team is working on collectible cards on chain too
They’re close to 10k community members and 8,000 holders
Once the Pokémon meta comes back, this is the one people rotate into first

Back to Dubai 🇦🇪

Bitcoin was worth $8 when Silk Road opened
A sheet of LSD was 50 Bitcoin
A bag of cannabis was 7.63 Bitcoin
At today's price:
That bag: $519,000
That sheet: $3,400,000
The guy who sold it probably got arrested
The guy who bought it got high for a weekend

The most famous word in crypto was a typo
A drunk guy on BitcoinTalk had a meltdown after Bitcoin crashed from $1,100 to $500
He misspelled one word and accidentally started a whole movement

We should have invested in Hard Drives instead of Crypto last year
$10,000 invested one year ago into:
SanDisk ➝ $216,000
Western Digital ➝ $107,000
Bitcoin ➝ $7,100
Ethereum ➝ $7,100
Solana ➝ $5,500

This man turned $4 billion into $36 billion and lost it all in one week
His name is Bill Hwang
In 2012 his hedge fund pleaded guilty to insider trading and paid $44 million in fines
Banned from Hong Kong's markets for 4 years
Most people would disappear after that
Instead he opened a new fund called Archegos and started over
This time he used a loophole
Setting up the company as a "family office" so he didn't have to report anything to the public
He borrowed money from Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Credit Suisse, and Nomura and placed massive bets on a handful of stocks
None of them knew the

$PIGEON went from $260k ➝ $3.2M again
Smashing new ATHs
Memecoins only die when the community stops working for their bags
12x for everyone who bought the dip at those levels

That's the wallet that bought 323 SOL in total
This guy knows something $DARWIN

Fuck you jane street

Bidding some $AUTISM @ $1MC
It's based on a 4chan account that predicted the Bitcoin top and now posted for the first time again claiming $AUTISM will flip Bitcoin
Lore is going crazy right now
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Go to school
Get into debt
Work your entire life
Save everything
Retire at 65 with $667/month
Rent is $1,700
It was always a scam

Look in his eyes and tell him we're going to $100M
The White House is posting about Punch
FC Barcelona is posting about Punch
Japanese News are posting about Punch
Every single Exchange is posting about Punch
This guy will bring the trenches back where they belong and we even do something good for the Zoo he's living in
Can't get any better

HOLY SHIT $GORK