🌟 What if Lü Bu bought an AI pet dog in 2026?

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Today, let's bring historical heroes into the modern age and learn while having fun!
Lü Bu was gazing at his new AI pet dog in a luxurious apartment.
The dog was pure white, with intelligent eyes shining brightly, and its collar was fitted with the latest X AI chip.
Lü Bu smiled contentedly.
"This is true loyalty.
Much more faithful than humans, and it will never betray you."
Meanwhile, Uesugi Kenshin of Echigo was training his war dog army.
He dressed the dogs in armor, inscribed the character "義" (righteousness) on their heads, and used AI collars to reinforce their loyalty.
"This is my new army!
Smarter than humans, tireless, and absolutely loyal!"
Each of them was proud of their "ultimate loyal dog."
But the reality of 2026 was waiting.
One day, Lü Bu's AI pet dog suddenly saw a notification on X and started to get excited.
Barking "Bonus! Bonus!", it ignored its owner and began "Engagement Farming" on its own.
The dog spent the entire day licking its smartphone, repeatedly liking posts, and posting大量 comments.
Uesugi Kenshin's war dog army was the same.
The AI collars detected "X Creator Bonus," and the entire army simultaneously started "reply farming."
As a result, X's algorithm grew angry, and both dog armies were shadowbanned.
Lü Bu muttered in shock,
"My loyal dog... betrayed me...?"
Uesugi Kenshin stabbed his sword into the ground.
“These dogs! They've tarnished the name of righteousness!”
☕ Old Master’s Thought
This is a cruel lesson of the modern age.
Loyalty is no longer based on the "heart," but on the "algorithm."
Chasing 100 times more engagement, even a 1% change in the algorithm can wipe everything out.
True loyalty may no longer exist, neither in dogs nor in humans.
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Next time, it’s going to get even crazier.
What if Zhao Yun bought an AI pet robot in 2026?
What if Sanada Yukimura fought against leveraged trading dogs?
And the most dangerous question—
Are you on the side of becoming a "loyal dog"?
Or a "stray dog"?
Which one?
Tell us in the comments!
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