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Alpha
Points
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Futures
Futures
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HOT
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Launch
CandyDrop
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Launchpool
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Alpha Points
NEW
Trade on-chain assets and enjoy airdrop rewards!
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NEW
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Earn interests with idle tokens
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NEW
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20 USDT
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#MyCryptoFunnyMoment.
#MyCryptoFunnyMoment 🤣💸
So I logged into my crypto account today, ready to check my moonshot gains… and POOF—my balance did the ultimate magic trick and vanished into thin air! 🪄✨
I swear my coins didn’t just drop—they went on vacation without me, probably sipping margaritas on some tropical blockchain island. 🏝️🍹
One moment I was imagining Lambos and yacht parties, the next moment I was staring at zeros like they were mocking me. Crypto really doesn’t care about your feelings—it’s like a prankster with a PhD in finance. 🎭📉
And the best part? I had full confidence. “This one’s a pump for sure!” I said. The market replied, “Hold my beer.” 🍺💀
Lessons learned:
HODL? More like HODL… maybe… if you survive the wash.
Crypto is emotional, chaotic, and loves trolling humans.
Laugh now, cry later… preferably after checking your balance again. 😅
Tag a friend who’s ever had their portfolio disappear like Houdini!
#CryptoComedy #HODL #AltcoinFails